blueklectic Explains It Best: Broke People With Great Fashion Sense
My daily struggle
I feel this in an emotional level
Is Mario ok
Mario is reflecting on life. Wondering why there is so much fighting and bloodshed. Having to fight people like his brother and lover on the battlefield, and getting his ass handed to him on a regular basis
It’s too much. His spirit has broken
this is it this is my favorite post on all of tumblr nothing will ever defeat this post
why is peach orange
that’s daisy you fucking heretic
a passionate physical and emotional love based on aesthetic enjoyment; stereotype of romantic love
a love that is played as a game or sport; conquest; may have multiple partners at once
an affectionate love that slowly develops from friendship, based on similarity
love that is driven by the head, not the heart
obsessive love; experience great emotional highs and lows; very possessive and often jealous lovers
selfless altruistic love; spiritual
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
- BFF: Grandmother I need to talk to you
- Grandma: [concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
- BFF: No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
- Grandma: What?
- BFF: I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
- Grandma: [relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.
Rat: Motion to the Motionless
Pig: Heat-Beam Eyes
Sheep: Astral Projection
Rabbit: Super Speed
Tiger: Separation of Yin and Yang/Balance
Ox: Super Strength
“ONE MORE THING!”